You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’

So, God apparently has conversations with fake plumbers about their future career moves. That's just effin' divine. Who said He wasn't omni-potent and omni-present? I wonder if Joe asked Big Daddy to help out with his tax debt while he had him on the line? But maybe He was all like, "you got yourself into that mess, Son, you figure it out."

Bite me, Joe, you and your pretend two-bit grassroots movement of the dumb and the dummer.

(via ThinkProgress)