Great; I'm *so* glad our secular leadership feels it's necessary to party hard with this particulalry virulent crowd of Bible-wielding mercenary hypocrites. How very civil of the preznit to stand up at their party and gently wag a finger at his hosts for indirectly backing a bill in Uganda that would make homosexuality punishable by death.

How about you reconsider their invitation alltogether next time?I mean, I don't assume you're having brunch with the KKK next weekend in order to take the opportunity to caution them that some people might disagree with their use of cross burnings to express their dissatisfaction with race relations?