Paying for college, one sip at a time. The stand was a roaring success, but even at this rate there'll still only barely be enough for a few minutes worth of tuition at a state school ten years from now.

Earlier this year, across the river, Dartmouth College set its tuition for the 2006-07 academic year at $33,501. "With room, board and mandatory fees, next year's overall charges will be $43,341." That's an awful lot of lemonade.