Whoa, whatever you were looking for at Ameridane Press isn't here. Maybe I never wrote it, the picture turned out to be photoshopped, I got my facts wrong, or the whole thing just wasn't worth it after all.

If that strikes you as odd and you're sure there's supposed to be some nugget of value here, keep poking around. Check out my bio, my portfolio -- or some random rants. 

Otherwise -- well, it probably wasn't all that epic and insightful after all, and you might do better putting a smile on your face.