Whoa, whatever you were looking for at Ameridane Press isn't here. Maybe I never wrote it, the picture turned out to be photoshopped, I got my facts wrong, or the whole thing just wasn't worth it after all.

If that strikes you as odd and you're sure there's supposed to be some nugget of value here (my bio or maybe my portfolio -- or some random rants), you may want to try to do a search (hint: see the little box up there on the right marked "search"?) and see if it comes up. Keywords I thoroughly recommend: douchebag or obama (those two are almost interchangable at this point is his sad and disappointing reign as Sir Change-a-Lot) or "countries that care."

Otherwise -- well, it probably wasn't all that epic and insightful after all, and you might do better putting a smile on your face.