This is going to take a very long time. A very, very long time. Not because I have a lot to say, or because I'm particularly verbose, it's simply going to take me a very long time to get around to putting something interesting on this about page.

So for now, I'll leave it as is, a blank slate -- think of me what you will, make up your own mind, then come back in a bit, and see if I'm anything like what you thought.

Someone complained that my "about me" page is so lame. Fair enough. I'll throw out some random facts that'll help clear things right up -- not!

• I've broken my left arm.Twice.
• Yes, I've been arrested. In Lebanon. For being a Jewish spy. (No, really).
• I don't have a TV.
• My first pet's name was Otto.
• I'm 6' 3" on a good day.
• Only nasty or largely boring things happened in the world on the day I was born.
• I'm Reform Pastafarian (that is to say, I believe in the FSM, but not the pirate speak bit).