{addthis off}This is going to take a very long time. A very, very long time. Not because I have a lot to say, or because I'm particularly verbose, it's simply going to take me a very long time to get around to putting something interesting on this about page.

So for now, I'll leave it as is, a blank slate -- think of me what you will, make up your own mind, then come back in a bit, and see if I'm anything like what you thought.

Someone complained that my "about me" page is so lame. Fair enough. I'll throw out some random facts that'll help clear things right up -- not!

• I've broken my left arm.Twice.And a leg. And my nose. And a finger. Oh, and a rib. Basically I'm a barely walking cripple...
• Yes, I've been arrested. In Lebanon. For being a Jewish spy. (No, really).
• I don't have a TV.Haven't had one for 10 years.
• My first pet's name was Otto.
• I'm 6' 3" on a good day.
• Only nasty or largely boring things happened in the world on the day I was born.
• I'm Reform Pastafarian (that is to say, I believe in the FSM, but not the pirate speak bit).

There, does that help? Just to clarify, I'm not this guy, who is clearly much, much smarter than me and deserves top billing for the vanity Google search. And, uh, I'm also not this guy, even though we share the ameridane tagline.

Thx to Derelict over at Tbogg's for pointing out that there's no contact info here. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .